Tonight's new "Real Housewives of New York" episode looms in our near future. Remember, Kellamity throws a costume party and doesn't show up for it giving Bethenny another opportunity to let loose with the "oh no she di'int's!!!"
I can't wait.
In the meantime, here's an appetizer. The New York Times ponders the existence of our Luann:
She knows a few things about breeding and tact, Mrs. de Lesseps said, “compared to the other girls” on the series. Oops! “But of course,” she amended, “I love them to death.” On the air she has been quick to distance herself from her chums. The de Lesseps, she said pointedly, “don’t mingle with the other housewives.”