Tuesday, April 14, 2009

It's All So Clear Now...Blake Lively: Tranny?

 Photo credit: allure
No, no, no. She's not really a tranny. Come on, that would make Penn Badgley some sort of twink femosexual and who could picture big, hulking Penn as anything but...yikes this sentence is like a runaway train to awkard.

I kid Mr. Badgley. He was actually my original "Gossip Girl" crush before Chuck Bass absconded with my heart like, well, like Chuck Bass.

Back to Blake. I'm feeling an unfamiliar twinge of blogger regret after reading this woeful quote from NY Mag's "Daily Intel" blog. In an upcoming profile in Allure she confesses to stepping out in a size 16 (!!!!!!!) shoe. As someone who wears a size 10 my heart and sole (yeah, yeah. send pun complaints here) go out to her. Blake goes on to reveal:

I feel like a tranny a lot of the time. I don't know, I'm ... large? They put me in six-inch heels, and I tower over every man. I've got this long hair and lots of clothes and makeup on ... I just feel really big a lot of the time, and I'm surrounded by a lot of tiny people. I feel like a man sometimes.
Blake, do you think you're making the situation any better by kicking it with a sprite of a man with a penchant for delicately woven cardigans? Something to think about. In the meantime, SASHAY!

UPDATE: Ok, so I just realized I read that Daily Intel post too fast. The size 16 thing was a joke. Good. Now I can go back to criticizing her without pity. So there!

5 comments:

  1. lame, lame, lame. why are you hating, tellyphile? why? poor serena...

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  2. I still say CB is gross. I don't get it. His name alone is reason for mockery.

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