- I could bathe in the insincerity of Bill O'Reilly's "nice guy anchor" routine I love it so much. Come on, Bill. You know you wanna "DO IT LIVE!"
- "Have you ever heard of Nintendo?" "No. Who's he?"
- How is Howard Phillips, "Fun Club President", keeping these days?
- The Hammer Brothers still make me a little sick to my stomach.
- Nintendo flack Bill White showing off his double major in Nefarious Laughter/Bullshit Peddling: "--wooohahaha--Some questions just have no answers." Shut up, Bill.
- Ron Leingang's hair and Billy "King of Kong" Mitchell's hair need to have a playdate.