Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Dude! She's Your Mom...

I'm in the middle of one of those lovely mini "Real Housewives" marathons leading up to this week's new episode (Austin Scarlett will be flitting in to help Lauri pick out her wedding dress. Don't you love it when they crosspollinate these things?).

As usual, there's a whole lot of wrong going on but the wrongest of all has to be newest Housewife Tamra's ubercreepy relationship with her 21 year old son, Ryan who was spawned from a previous, poorer relationship. I'm pretty sure there's going to be an episode this season where they get it on...like with each other. When he's not grabbing her thong underwear out of the laundry basket and showing them to his friends, she's playfully grabbing his ass during a night out drinking together. Shudder...

Tamra's rich hubby Simon either jealously glares at Ryan while all this is going on or displays textbook male "this here's my poontang. Back off" behavior. Who knew a Bravo reality show and Shakespeare could have so much in common.

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